bratts
09-10-2007, 15:19
Harbs - thought you might like these
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ****ed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Bratts
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ****ed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Bratts