"tommy in gay love triangle"

[S.Robbo]

NEWS FLASH FROM ESTONIA...........( tommy caught up in gay love triangle),iv'e just been on the phone to robbo,who is in estonia for the england game,with tommy,wills & millner,according to robbo,all was going well last night,until some very camp chap took a shine to our tommy.tommy;dancing with him,unaware that the camp chaps boyfriend (with leather trousers ) was watching with a jealous glare.the story gets better. :lol:
i'll let him explain the rest when he gets back.

[Cham1]

We await news on whatever comes up.

[royalmail]

I reckon this will be the hottest subject on the forum for a long while !!!!! :mnn:

[tom flynn]

Tommy told me that whatever happened he has put it all behind him :lol:

[Tommy Trophy]

Yes very good Robbo - had a slight dissagreement with an Estonian who was assumed to be gay because he wore leather trousers, unless Irish Pubs have suddenly became gay hang out joints!

Sorry it's not much of a story everyone.

[royalmail]

Ah the old Irish pub story eh Tommy. We heard you liked a good head but can see now thats on your Guiness obviously !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cham1]

Yes very good Robbo - had a slight dissagreement with an Estonian who was assumed to be gay because he wore leather trousers, unless Irish Pubs have suddenly became gay hang out joints!

Sorry it's not much of a story everyone.

Tommy can you not be allowed to anywhere without creating a story?. I understand that there is a possibility that you might yet be awarded a trophy for the punch!

[Tommy Trophy]

Did win an award Saturday Mark for "Worst Dressed Man in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot".

Walking back from the bookies after picking up my 4th set of winnings on the trot and feeling a million dollars in my top hat and tails, I was stunned when an extremely attractive and classy lady stopped me from going passed her, said "excuse me" and lent forward to speak into my ear - not quite believing my luck I stood waiting with baited breath to what she wanted to say to me, only to feel like a complete plonker when she whispered "Your flies are undone!"

A good day was had by all - even Father Ted who had recovered from his near seizure the previous evening. He went a very deep blue after choking on his asparagus as he laughed uncontrollably at one of my jokes. We had to get medical attention to him and one lady even attempted the Heinrich manouvere (but couldn't get her arms round him!) - got a bit worrying when the fibulator was brought out but happily he did eventually recover.

[Hamdan]

Yep Tommy - have to agree with you - you looked a complete & utter rag.

Never before have I seen such an ill fitting & pasty outfit as that, and what was the cravat all about - you looked like you were going to a cheap wedding. I'm afraid your invite for future years is now in some doubt. I think it will have to got to Mr & Mrs Father Ted, despite boycotting the Royal Enclosure this year on some socialist prinicipal.

I thought Judgey's seizure was particularly amusing - though like you I got a bit worried when those electric shock guns were brought out - bit disappointed I couldn't have a go on them ! I'm not sure it was totally due to choking on his asparagus though - I think that the numerous bottles of champagne & pints of Red Stripe consumed during the afternoon probably contributed & also caused his banning from the parade ring before the race.