For Harbs:

[Raph]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

[sneeksxxx8]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, becuase he only recognises the element of supirse. --------That one made me laugh, as did;

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird